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8 Groucho Marx Quotations

''From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.''
- Groucho Marx


''I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.''
- Groucho Marx


''Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.''
- Groucho Marx


''A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.''
- Groucho Marx


''My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.''
- Groucho Marx


''Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.''
- Groucho Marx


''Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.''
- Groucho Marx


''I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.''
- Groucho Marx






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