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7 Rita Rudner Quotations

''Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.''
- Rita Rudner


''I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.''
- Rita Rudner


''In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.''
- Rita Rudner


''When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'''
- Rita Rudner


''Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.''
- Rita Rudner


''Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.''
- Rita Rudner


''Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.''
- Rita Rudner






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