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34 God Quotations

''This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.''
- Agathon from Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics

''How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?''
- Woody Allen

''If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.''
- Woody Allen

''If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.''
- Woody Allen

''To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.''
- Woody Allen

''God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.''
- Anonymous

''The gods too are fond of a joke.''
- Aristotle

''I'm still an atheist, thank God.''
- Luis Bunuel

''It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.''
- Peter de Vries

''They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.''
- Emily Dickinson

''I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.''
- Georges Duhamel

''At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.''
- Albert Einstein In a letter to Max Born, 1926

''Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.''
- Albert Einstein

''Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.''
- Euripides The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C.

''I could prove God statistically.''
- George Gallup

''The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.''
- Homer The Iliad

''The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.''
- Homer The Odyssey

''Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.''
- Homer The Iliad

''Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.''
- Sir Julian Huxley

''Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.''
- Thomas Jefferson

''Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.''
- Flavius Josephus

''What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?''
- Irv Kupcinet

''I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.''
- Mother Teresa

''Call on God, but row away from the rocks.''
- Proverb Indian

''If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.''
- Jewish Proverb

''I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.''
- Jules Renard

''How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension.''
- Robert J. Sawyer "Calculating God", 2000

''Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.''
- Seneca Epistles

''Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.''
- Francis Cardinal Spellman

''God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.''
- Paul Valery

''God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.''
- Voltaire

''If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.''
- Voltaire

''I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.''
- Oscar Wilde

''I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.''
- Frank Lloyd Wright

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