All your favorite quotes!
''What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.''
- Margot Asquith
''In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.''
- Jeffery F. Chamberlain
''The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.''
- King VIII Edward
''America is a mistake, a giant mistake.''
- Sigmund Freud
''America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.''
- Bobcat Goldthwaite
''The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.''
- Charles Luckman
''There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.''
- Judith Martin
''America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.''
- Laurence J. Peter
''England and America are two countries separated by the same language.''
- George Bernard Shaw
''In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.''
- Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
''America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.''
- Arnold Toynbee
''It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.''
- Mark Twain
''America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.''
- John Updike Problems and Other Stories
''America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.''
- Anthony Walton
''America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.''
- Oscar Wilde
''Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.''
- Oscar Wilde
''The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.''
- Frank Zappa