All your favorite quotes!
''Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.''
- Woody Allen
''Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.''
- Woody Allen
''Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.''
- Wally 'Famous' Amos
''Life is a sexually transmitted disease.''
''Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.''
- Isaac Asimov
''Life is a long lesson in humility.''
- James M. Barrie
''Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.''
- Samuel Butler
''Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.''
- Truman Capote
''We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.''
- Sir Winston Churchill
''Life is just a bowl of pits.''
- Rodney Dangerfield
''Life is a zoo in a jungle.''
- Peter de Vries
''Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.''
- Brendan Gill
''Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.''
- William Goldman "The Princess Bride"
''Life is just one damned thing after another.''
- Elbert Hubbard
''Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.''
- Fran Lebowitz
''Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.''
- John Lennon "Beautiful Boy"
''It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.''
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
''Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.''
- Christopher Morley
''"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania."''
- Dorothy Parker
''The life which is unexamined is not worth living.''
- Plato Dialogues, Apology
''Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.''
- William Shakespeare "King John", Act 3 scene 4
''Life is too important to take seriously.''
- Corky Siegel
''The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.''
- Ben Stein
''The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold then in the right scale of values.''
- Norman Thomas
''Life is something that everyone should try at least once.''
- Henry J. Tillman
''The purpose of life is to fight maturity.''
- Dick Werthimer
''Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.''
- Oscar Wilde
''Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.''
- Thornton Wilder
''The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.''
- Zeno from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers