All your favorite quotes!
''My toughest fight was with my first wife.''
- Muhammad Ali
''I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.''
- Woody Allen
''A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.''
- Pearl Buck
''There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.''
- Clint Eastwood
''Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.''
- Euripides Antigone
''Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.''
- Euripides Alcestis, 438 B.C.
''We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.''
- Nick Faldo
''I know nothing about sex because I was always married.''
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
''All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.''
- Ann Landers
''A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.''
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
''A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.''
- Dave Meurer "Daze of Our Wives"
''If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.''
''Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.''
- William Penn
''Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied.''
- Sir Walter Raleigh
''I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.''
- Will Rogers
''Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.''
- Mickey Rooney
''One man's folly is another man's wife.''
- Helen Rowland
''I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.''
- Rita Rudner
''In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.''
- Rita Rudner
''When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'''
- Rita Rudner
''All marriages are mixed marriages.''
- Chantal Saperstein
''By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.''
''Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.''
- Mae West