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17 Parents Quotations

''If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.''
- Dick Cavett

''The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.''
- Clarence Darrow

''My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.''
- Peter de Vries

''The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.''
- King Edward VIII

''The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.''
- Euripides Phrixus

''For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.''
- Homer The Odyssey

''My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.''
- Cathy Ladman

''The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.''
- Sam Levenson

''Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.''
- Ogden Nash

''Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.''
- Rita Rudner

''Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.''
- Rita Rudner

''The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.''
- Bertrand Russell

''It is a wise father that knows his own child.''
- William Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice", Act 2 scene 2

''The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.''
- Calvin Trillin

''My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.''
- Mark Twain

''By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.''
- Charles Wadsworth

''Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.''
- Bern Williams

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