All your favorite quotes!
''A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.''
- Robert Benchley
''I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.''
- Sir Winston Churchill
''Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.''
- George Eliot 'Mr. Gilfil's Love Story,' Scenes of Clerical Life, 1857
''No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.''
- Fran Lebowitz
''Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.''
- Jacquelyn Mitchard The Deep End of the Ocean
''It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?''
- Eleanor H. Porter Pollyanna, 1912
''Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh!
There's so little hope for advancement.''
- Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)
''We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.''
- Anna Sewell Black Beauty, 1877
''I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.''
- August Strindberg
''If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.''
- Mark Twain
''Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.''
''Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.''
- Jeff Valdez
''My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.''
- Joe Weinstein