All your favorite quotes!
''Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.''
- Anthony Burgess
''People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.''
- Leo J. Burke
''If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.''
- Dale Carnegie
''Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.''
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
'' [Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.''
- Thomas Dekker
''It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.''
- Baltasar Gracian
''There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.''
- Homer The Odyssey
''To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.''
- Joan Klempner
''Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.''
- Fran Lebowitz
''I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.''
- Mark Twain
''Death's brother, Sleep.''
- Virgil Aeneid
''When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'''
- Steven Wright