All your favorite quotes!
''When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.''
- Gracie Allen
''He not busy being born is busy dying.''
- Bob Dylan
''Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.''
- Sam Levenson
''We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.''
- Judith Martin
''To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.''
- Wilson Mizner
''There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.''
- George Santayana
''Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.''
- Barry Switzer
''It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.''
- Abigail Van Buren